The first and the last ones are the only ones with curtains on the sides. That makes it seem like it’s a play, opening its curtains at the beginning and closing them at the end.
I open at the close
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
And shut up bc our vaginas itch on occasion and we refrain from digging in our pants to scratch.
I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.
stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one
And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
I refuse to believe that any of these are real instruments.
Has anyone seen Stump Stump?! I can’t find him!! #Wink
So this happened at the park today…. Oh Apple…
Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know.
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
Whew! I don’t know … Maple is putting in a strong bid to overtake Gerty … gonna be a tough decision
"This is my house."
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it…
here are some photos of me working at my adult job where i have lots of things to do all the time
i’ve been looking for this for so long
Watson got a new snake toy. He hasn’t had a new toy in a long time. I don’t think he knows what it’s for.
Here, you see him trying it out as a hat.
No, Watson, that’s not what it’s for.
I’m in love
He loves you too ❤️
hey guys, I hate to beg for donations and stuff but… We’re about to move, and I really REALLY need to get my dogs microchipped and vaccinated for rabies before we have to get packed up and stuff. I’m getting all of it done at a shelter in my county (Williamson county, Tennessee) so it’s fairly cheap— but I’m still really really low on money. I recently got fired from my job, so I can’t pay for much of anything right now. :<
If you’re feeling generous, just donate to firstname.lastname@example.org on paypal. I need to reach $50 ($15 per microchip, $10 per vaccination). If you can’t donate, could you please reblog? ;u; thank you.
Wish I could donate! But I will signal boost